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9 Hilarious Grown-Up Coloring Books (NSFW)

In case you didn’t have it on your calendar (and shame on you for not), August 2nd is National Coloring Book Day.  We know what you’re thinking:  “Coloring is for kids!”  Well, not anymore, especially with some of these crass titles we found!

In honor of National Coloring Book Day, we take a look at some of the funniest grown-up coloring books out on the market today.

 

Release Your Anger:  40 Swear Words To Color Your Anger Away

Bringing 40 swears to a book is likely to yield quite the variety, and Release Your Anger certainly brings it, from the benign “damn” to the c-word.

Release Your Anger: An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Words to Color and Relax, Midnight Edition

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Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth

Their majesty is all a ruse!

Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing the Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth

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Calm The F*ck Down:  An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

With help from this coloring book, hopefully you really can calm the f*ck down.

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book (Irreverent Book Series) (Volume 1)

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Dinosaurs With Jobs:  A Coloring Book Celebrating Our Old-School Coworkers

Hey…even dinosaurs have to make a living.

Dinosaurs with Jobs: A Coloring Book Celebrating Our Old-School Coworkers

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Memos To Shitty People:  A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book

If anyone needs a memo, it’s the shitty people!

Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book

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Swearing Cats: Swear Word Coloring Book

For those that like bad words AND cats.

Swearing Cats: A Swear Word Coloring Book featuring hilarious cats : Sweary Coloring Books : Cat Coloring Books

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Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

For the parents out there, how tempting would it be to say this to one of your kids when they’re behaving badly?  C’mon…be honest!

Go F*ck Yourself, I'm Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

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Things To Color While You Poo

Keep it near the toilet during those rare moments when you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom.  (Like we all don’t look at our phone on the toilet!)

Coloring for Grown-Ups: Things to Color While You Poo: The Shitty Coloring Book for Adults - A Funny Adult Activity Book (Humorous Books for Adults) (Volume 3)

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Color Me Drunk:  A Drinking And Drawing Activity Book

We just wonder how far you’ll get through coloring a page before you pass out.

Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

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Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock reporter who never leaves home without her iPod, because to her, there’s something very comforting about carrying around every piece of music she’s ever owned in her life.