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Holiday Gift Idea: Corey Taylor’s Books

Newsflash: It’s the holidays, and as far as gift ideas go, we think the rocker in your life should receive one (or all three) of Corey Taylor’s books.

Taylor, who celebrates a birthday today (December 8), has released three hilarious books since 2012, and they’re all brilliant.

For starters, they have absolutely brilliant titles like...

Seven Deadly Sins: Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven: (Or, How I Made Peace with the Paranormal and Stigmatized Zealots and Cynics in the Process)

You're Making Me Hate You: A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left

More importantly, though, are all the stories and topics Taylor covers.  From recalling getting peed on by a handful of groupies in a bathtub (found in Seven Deadly Sins, seriously) or just bitching about how people don't use their blinkers/turn signals while driving (found in You're Making Me Hate You), it's all gold.

Honestly, what are you waiting for?  Head to Amazon right now and add them to your cart.  It'll be the smartest thing you'll do all day.

 

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock reporter. The first man she ever loved was Jack Daniels.  True story.