Take off your pants, crack a beer and celebrate “3:16 Day” with us before we stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!
An almost all too appropriate holiday before St. Patrick’s Day, “3:16 Day” honors everyone’s favorite Texas Rattlesnake, WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
If you find yourself at work right now and can’t fully celebrate “3:16 Day” just yet, enjoy the clips below of some of our favorite “Stone Cold” moments.
(WARNING: Some NSFW language ahead.)
The “Austin 3:16” Promo (King of the Ring, 1996)
The Texas Rattlesnake shows no remorse for his brutal defeat of Jake "The Snake" Roberts during the King of the Ring tournament finals. More ACTION on WWE NETWORK : http://po.st/pkpbTE Subscribe to WWE on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1i64OdT Visit the ALL-NEW WWE.com: http://bit.ly/visitwwe
“Stone Cold” Stuns Mr. McMahon, Gets Arrested (Monday Night Raw, 9/22/1997)
Police arrest "Stone Cold" Steve Austin after the Texas Rattlesnake Stuns Mr. McMahon on Raw.
“Stone Cold” Drives Zamboni To The Ring (Monday Night Raw, 9/28/1998)
Sept. 28, 1998 - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin litterally crashes the party when he ruins Mr. McMahon's championship presentation to The Undertaker and Kane by driving a zamboni to the ring.
“Stone Cold” Hits The Rock with a chair, Mankind wins WWF Championship (Monday Night Raw, January 4, 1999)
January 03rd 1999, WWF RAW is WAR#293, Main Event, The Rock As WWF-Champion Against Mankind... The Rest Is History!
“Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time” (BuzzFeed)
"I love alcohol." - Steve Austin Follow all your BuzzFeed favorites in one app! Get the BuzzFeed Video app here: http://video.bzfd.it/jVwh/0sP9ew5bcr MUSIC Sailing Boat (Rerub) Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. SFX provided by Audioblocks.
Bonus moment: This gem.
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