4 Other Things Coachella Should Ban Instead of Marijuana
This year’s Coachella apparently won’t be very green, and by “green,” we’re not talking about anything to do with the environment. Per Billboard, the popular Indio, Calif. festival has a ban…
INDIO, CA – APRIL 13: General view of the atmosphere during day 2 of the 2013 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival at the Empire Polo Club on April 13, 2013 in Indio, California.
Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty ImagesThis year’s Coachella apparently won’t be very green, and by “green,” we’re not talking about anything to do with the environment.
Per Billboard, the popular Indio, Calif. festival has a ban on “marijuana and marijuana products” despite the drug’s legalization in the state of California as of January 1, 2018.
Look…we’re sure plenty of weed will find its way into Coachella, but if the festival were smart, here are four other things they should ban instead of marijuana.
Women who wear high-waisted short-shorts with cowboy boots but clearly don’t like country music
Daisy Duke called, and she said, “F*ck you!”
Bella Thorne attends day 1 of Birchbox Cabana at Interview Magazine's Coachella House. (Photo by Joshua Blanchard/Getty Images for Birchbox)
Celebrities who are clearly there to be seen and aren’t there for the music
Sure, Kendall Jenner…you’re really here to catch David Byrne’s set. We’re sure you just LOVE Talking Heads!
Model Kendall Jenner attends day 2 of the 2015 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival (Weekend 1) at the Empire Polo Club on April 11, 2015 in Indio, Calf. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Native American Headdresses
How…how the hell is this still a thing?!
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People Who Are Clearly There For The Instagram Photos…Of Themselves
Take a photo or two during a set or a short video? That’s perfectly fine. Being on an almost-constant mission to capture yourself? Nope…and if you’re wearing a Native American headdress, someone ought to rip your phone out of your hand and run away with it.
Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty ImagesFestivalgoers attend day 3 of the 2017 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival (Weekend 2) at the Empire Polo Club on April 23, 2017 in Indio, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for Coachella)
Erica Banas is rock/classic rock news blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.
