6 Responses To The NSFW “Enter Sandman” Dildo Cover That’s Going Viral

Yes…you read that headline correctly.

YouTuber 66Samus is going viral today over a very interesting drum cover of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.”  What makes his drum cover so interesting?  He’s using dildos instead of drumsticks.

Naturally, this type of creativity deserves a creative response in return.  Here are the six best responses we could come up with:

-Gives new meaning to the term “cock rock.”
-…And coming up next, the butt plug cover of “For Whom The Bell Tolls”!
-This Metallica dildo cover should have really been of a track off of Load.
-“The Lightning” isn’t the only thing Metallica fans have been riding lately.
-Please tell me S&M will be re-rerecorded with the accompaniment of someone on whips and chains…
-Still sounds better than anything off of Lulu.

Did we miss any jokes and other low-hanging fruit?  Please feel free to share in the comments!

And thank you to 66Samus!  You win the Internet today, my friend.

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.