Elon Musk’s Top 11 Tweets For The Genius’s Birthday

Elon Musk on Twitter

It is unknown whether we are the only civilization currently alive in the observable universe, but any chance that we are is added impetus for extending life beyond Earth

Elon Musk on Twitter

The enemy of my enemy is myself https://t.co/momMBAEuzU

Elon Musk on Twitter

Almost forgot! Due to recent regulatory/customs rules enacted to inhibit transport of anything called a Flamethrower, we have renamed our product: "Not a Flamethrower".

Elon Musk on Twitter

Mason jars with a handle or wine stem cause me to lose faith in humanity

Elon Musk on Twitter

Can't believe someone leaked this schematic of the Tesla production system!!

Elon Musk on Twitter

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Elon Musk on Twitter

He taunts us with his speed

Elon Musk on Twitter

I'm starting a candy company & it's going to be amazing

Elon Musk on Twitter

I am super super serious

Elon Musk on Twitter

It just occurred to me that the plot of Willy Wonka is really messed up

Elon Musk on Twitter

Ok ok, just for sake of argument, what do u wish for in candy? ????

Elon Musk on Twitter

Cryptocandy

Elon Musk on Twitter

Then I'm going to build a moat & fill it w candy. Warren B will not be able to resist investing! Berkshire Hathaway kryptonite ...

Elon Musk on Twitter

Oh btw I'm building a cyborg dragon

Elon Musk on Twitter

This is gonna sound crazy, but ...

Elon Musk on Twitter

SpaceX will try to bring rocket upper stage back from orbital velocity using a giant party balloon

Elon Musk on Twitter

And then land on a bouncy house

Elon Musk on Twitter

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month!

Elon Musk on Twitter

First kit set will be ancient Egypt - pyramids, Sphinx, temple of Horus, etc

Elon Musk on Twitter

And they said I'd never be a rock star ...