RANKING: Pantera’s New Christmas Apparel

Whether or not you like “ugly Christmas sweaters,” they’re a piece of clothing that won’t go away.  So what better way to embrace this staple of the holidays than by combining it with the wonder that is metal?

A new line of Christmas apparel is now available at Pantera’s official webstore, and it includes two different knit sweaters, two crewneck sweatshirts and one hilariously festive t-shirt.  In honor of their release, here’s our ranking of Pantera’s new Christmas apparel.

Comes in black (to match your soul), but it could use a bit more Christmas cheer.

https://panterastore.com/products/psycho-holiday-crewneck

A step up from the previous crewneck sweatshirt.  The trees and skulls are a lovely touch.

https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-holiday-crewneck-sweatshirt

Now we’re in official “ugly Christmas sweater” territory with this beauty!  Snowflakes, skulls AND reindeer?! Who wouldn’t love to don this sweater?!

https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-knit-sweater

Alright...we know a t-shirt being ranked so high on this list might upset some of you, but just look at it!  It’s a wreath of pot leaves! Imagine wearing this to a family gathering and getting a compliment on it from an older relative who has poor eyesight and just thinks it’s a pretty wreath.  This shirt is incredible!

https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-wreath-t-shirt

C’mon, picking number one on this list was super easy.  For starters, this sweater is about as loud as a Pantera show, and in case you needed any more convincing, it literally has “F*cking Christmas!!” on the front!  Even Jesus would have re-spect for this sweater.

https://panterastore.com/products/fucking-christmas-holiday-sweater//

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.