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LONDON - JULY 07: Harry Shearer (L) and Michael McKean of spoof American heavy metal band Spinal Tap performs on stage during the Live Earth concert held at Wembley Stadium on July 7, 2007 in London. Live Earth is a 24-hour, 7-continent concert series taking place on 7/7/07, bringing together more than 100 music artists and 2 billion people to trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

The iconic cult classic This is Spinal Tap was released in theaters 35 years ago today (March 2.) It is easily one of the most quotable, funniest films of all time to the point where even the biggest rock stars can own up to its painfully true moments.

Obviously, the most popular line from the film is, “These go to 11,” but there are so many other golden nuggets in this brilliant mockumentary. In honor of the anniversary of the film’s theatrical release, here are 11 other quotes from This is Spinal Tap that aren’t “These go to 11!”

(Note:  This list is numbered, not ranked. Ranking each line would be like asking us which Spinal Tap drummer was our favorite.  It’s simply too hard of a question to answer.)


1. “Here lies David St. Hubbins…and why not”

Spinal Tap - Epitaph: Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not? (1080p - Full HD)

Spinal Tap - Epitaph: Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?


2. “You don’t do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.”

Dubly aka Dolby

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3. “I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down.  I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.”


4. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’”

5. “It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh…clever”


6. “This miniature bread…”

7. “The review you had on ‘Shark Sandwich,’ which was merely a two-word review, just said ‘Sh-t sandwich.’”


8. “He was the patron saint of quality footwear.” – David St. Hubbins on the origin of his last name.


9. “We’re very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they’re like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They’re two distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.”

two visionaries

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10. “None more black”

None More Black

Classic Line from "Spinal Tap."



11. “Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy?” “Sex-IST!”

What's Wrong With Being Sexy

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Erica Banas is rock/classic rock news blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well-versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice. #TransRightsAreHumanRights