Is that a machete in Florida Man’s hand or is he just glad to see you?

DATELINE - Miami-Dade County FL

When your nickname is "Psych," and it just happens to be a nickname you've given yourself, you just KNOW you're vying for Florida Man Hall of Fame status (assuming there's even such a thing).

Broomsticks, machetes, teeth....

What will Florida Man think of next?