Florida Man somehow loses the fruit stand and forklift

DATELINE - Port St. Lucie FL

Courtesy of the fine folks at WPBF TV in West Palm Beach, we have an exclusive update on our story from yesterday with the bar, the car, and the train.

Somehow the vandalized fruit stand and forklift were omitted, but hey...that's Florida for you!

It's great how cheerful everyone stays throughout this fine piece of investigative journalism.

https://www.wpbf.com/article/man-in-florida-says-after-car-stolen-hit-by-train-and-clipped-a-home/39006434