Florida Man Drives Car Up Pole

DATELINE - Tallahassee FL

We're not exactly sure who this Florida Man is. And perhaps that's for the best.

He somehow managed to get his Ford Mustang nearly completely vertical after jumping a curb and hitting a pole.

When questioned by officers about what happened, his response was "It sucks."

No kidding! You know what else sucks? The DUI charge he was hit with.

The audio includes the conversation with the arresting officer as well as the sound of the car being dragged down off the pole.