Florida Man Is Mooo-ving To Prison

DATELINE - Okeechobee County FL

We're not sure who was more surprised here - Florida Man Richard Anthony Bunnell (Three Name Guy!) when he answered the door to find the police on his doorstep, or the cops who found Bunnell wearing black-and-white cow pajamas when he opened the door.

The police did remark that Bunnell seemed udderly (sorry...it's their pun) confused, and they posted a bovine-related pun on their Facebook page.