Weird News 8-12-22

We weren't sure what the theme to this week's Weird News feature was, so we went right to the source and asked the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee for a description, and this is what he told us -

"Ahh...emus with megaphones, turtles causing traffic delays, and do-it-yourself rhinoplasty."

You've been warned.