Fuzzy Fractures Tom Thumb

Tom Thumb goes all the way back to 1621.

For more than 400 years, it's been a beloved fairy tale read to children who are fascinated by the idea of such a tiny little person.

There is some evidence that it may have been the first fairy tale ever printed in English.

Once the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee got his hands on it, though, all bets are off.