Florida Man and Dollar General – Not-So-Perfect Together

DATELINE - Jacksonville FL

Everyone remembers Dean Vernon Wormer's classic line from Animal House - "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Taking a page from the good dean's book, perhaps Florida Man Jamell Hunt didn't want to go through life hungry, thirsty, and broke.

Hunt's theft of Oreos, a bottle of Mountain Dew, and cash from a Dollar General store and subsequent attempted getaway on a bicycle earned him today's Florida Man Strikes Again achievement award.