Hay Is For Horses…and Florida Man

DATELINE - St. Petersburg FL

Some folks just ain't got no horse sense.

Take Florida Man Ali Lalani, for instance.

Late Saturday night, he encountered a horse and decided to give it a slap on the rear end. However, there were multiple problems with the scenario.

For one, the horse Lalani chose to slap was a police horse, clearly identifiable as such by the markings. For another, the police horse had a police officer on it (yes...shocking, we know). Add in that the officer had a mounted partner with him on patrol and you can probably draw your own conclusion as to what happened.