Florida Man Has Expensive Brush With the Law
DATELINE – Marathon FL
We all know that oral hygiene is important.
What we didn’t know is that it must be VERY important to Florida Man Tracy Jay Mofield who marched out of a local Walgreens store a couple of days ago with about $1300 worth of electric toothbrushes in his hands.
Store employees watched the theft go down, but did nothing to stop Mofield who ultimately drove off in a white Lexus (wonder if the car color matched his pearly whites?).
When the cops finally caught up with Mofield, he claimed he didn’t have the toothbrushes any longer…he had thrown them off a bridge.
The cops might want to check this guy’s eBay account.
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