Fuzzy’s Fractured Fir Tree Deals With Shrinkage, Too

"It's coming on Christmas...they're cutting down trees...putting up reindeer...singing songs of joy and peace...."

What a wonderful picture Joni Mitchell painted with those words from her classic song "River."

Some of our fondest Christmas memories include going with our parents to pick out just the right tree to put up in the living room. Of course, we manage to conveniently forget the time that Dad thought it would be a good idea to put all pink lights on it.

But we digress.

Which leads us to this morning's Fractured Fairy Tale, courtesy of the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee. Only Fuzzy could find a way to combine pine cones, George Costanza, the Muppets, and Christmas trees into one decidedly lysergic mess.