Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM For Florida Man

DATELINE - Lauderdale-By-The-Sea FL

Check the timeline here, because something doesn't quite add up.

Florida Man (as yet, still anonymous) is out drinking at a Fort Lauderdale bar. When he finally decides to leave at 3 AM Sunday morning, he was seen on the bar's security footage with two women with whom he apparently exchanged phone numbers.

An hour later, Florida Man and these two women meet at his place for "a few drinks."

A few may have become a lot, because Florida Man ultimately fell asleep on this two lovely ladies.

When he finally woke up, they were gone.

So was his $25,000 Rolex watch and a credit card.

For some reason, Florida Man waited until Monday afternoon to call the police.

Nope...nothing suspicious about this one at all.