Florida Man’s PPP Adventure Ends Poorly
DATELINE – Seminole County FL
If ever, in a one of your weaker moments, you considered taking advice from Florida Man, or thought about using him as some kind of role model, we hope you’ll keep Don Cisternino and his antics in mind.
First, he obtained more than $7 million through the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) and apparently, he missed this scene from Goodfellas….
In this case, Florida Man has to bring back a laundry list of expensive items including a Maserati, a Mercedes Benz, and then there’s the 12,000+ square foot estate.
But wait…there’s more.
Florida Man’s escape route – from the United States to Switzerland to Croatia – wasn’t much of a winner, either.
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