Florida Man – aka “The Poop Perpetrator”
DATELINE – Fort Myers FL
At some point, it’s safe to say we all had a nickname.
It could have been based upon a physical attribute – like the REALLY big guy who always seems to be called “Tiny”, or the kid in my Bronx neighborhood who was called “Roger” by his friends because of his resemblance to the actor who played Major Roger Healy on Bewitched.
Police in Fort Myers have a new nickname for at least one Florida Man – “poop perpetrator.”
It seems that around 2:30 AM on January 21, a man caught on surveillance video broke into a Joe’s Crab Shack, allegedly climbing through a small window that he broke prior to stealing multiple items, including alcohol and a Joe’s Crab Shack hat.
Just prior to leaving, he decided to make his mark by defecating on the floor.
You might want to think twice before ordering the Number 2 on the menu next time you’re at Joe’s Crab Shack.
