Florida Man Expectorates His Way Over the Edge
DATELINE – Ocean City FL
To be honest, we rarely know the motives behind Florida Man‘s actions, but in this case, we are REALLY at a loss.
The as-yet unidentified Sunshine State resident is probably lucky to be alive after this stunt.
According to the fire department’s post, a man on the third floor of an apartment complex on Racetrack Road tried to spit on a speeding car in the parking lot.
Why?
Because it’s Florida, man.
The fire department said the man fell over the railing.
Officials added that fortunately, the man ended up falling onto the second-floor balcony of an unoccupied and locked apartment underneath his.
The man called 911 to be helped down from the balcony and is reported to be ok. We can’t even begin to imagine what that 911 call sounded like.
