DATELINE – Palm Beach FL
All things being as they are in the Sunshine State these days, it’s probably not that unusual to see a naked guy walking down the street.
Florida Man Jason Smith was arrested after a restaurant employee called police to report a man walking past the restaurant while wearing not so much as a stitch of clothing.
When the cops arrived, Smith couldn’t produce any identification. Then again, without any pockets, where would he have kept it in the first place?
Smith finally fessed up to his name and address but when police asked him where his clothes were, Smith told the officers that he had an excuse – he’s, and we quote, “from a different planet.”
Beam me up, Scotty. There’s definitely no intelligent life down here.