Weird News 3-17-23

Who finds someone who dreams about butchering goats?

Who appears to have an obsession with Howard the Duck (an awful comic book to begin with and an even worse movie)?

And who has more Dad Jokes ready to go that just about any dad?

It's none other than the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee who has packed all that, and more, into today's Weird News segment.