DATELINE – St. Pete Beach FL
When in Florida….
Clifford Edwards was on vacation in Florida.
Things probably started out well, but the ending? Not so good.
It seems that Cliff got a little “creative” with a butter knife and did about $1000 with of damage to a couple’s 2023 Nissan Altima outside the Toasted Monkey restaurant in St. Pete Beach.
His excuse?
Edwards called it a “spring break mistake.”
Mind you, he’s not some college freshman with his fake ID on spring break trying to do his best imitation of Florida Man…he’s a 52-year old real estate executive from Missouri.
Cliff had to call his wife to bail him out. We can only wonder what THAT phone conversation was like.