Florida Man Wannabe “Customizes” Cars

DATELINE - St. Pete Beach FL

When in Florida....

Clifford Edwards was on vacation in Florida.

Things probably started out well, but the ending? Not so good.

It seems that Cliff got a little "creative" with a butter knife and did about $1000 with of damage to a couple's 2023 Nissan Altima outside the Toasted Monkey restaurant in St. Pete Beach.

His excuse?

Edwards called it a "spring break mistake."

Mind you, he's not some college freshman with his fake ID on spring break trying to do his best imitation of Florida Man...he's a 52-year old real estate executive from Missouri.

Cliff had to call his wife to bail him out. We can only wonder what THAT phone conversation was like.