Florida Man Channels His Inner Crocodile Dundee

DATELINE - Brevard County FL

Who among us hasn't been overserved at a karaoke bar and decided to belt out a tune or two?

That's what happened to Florida Man Travis Jordan who was clearly quite heavily intoxicated when he took to the stage.

When the woman running the stage told Travis his turn was over, he refused to leave the stage (maybe he felt it was time for an encore?) and began shouting random threats.

Did we mention that Jordan also whipped out an 18-inch machete? "That's a knife!"

The excuse Jordan gave police for why he had the machete? He said he always carried it because he needed to stay alert.