Greased-Up Florida Man Arrested On A Trampoline
DATELINE – DeBary FL
We all remember this classic line from Animal House –
Add “naked and greased-up” to that combination and you have today’s star of Florida Man Strikes Again!
Blake Tokman decided at 2 AM last Friday that it was time to smash a window and try to break into someone’s home.
And just for kicks, he tried to break into a second home.
When police arrived on the scene, they discovered Tokman covered in wheel-bearing grease and peppermint oil (wft?), running away from the scene.
Tokman jumped into a pool, climbed out, and ended up on a trampoline, which is where the cops finally managed to (somehow) get cuffs on him.
Here’s the (NSFW) police body cam video of the episode.
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