Florida Man Breaks 1st Rule of Robbing A Bank
DATELINE – Eustis FL
First, we start with a disclaimer – we have ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF ROBBING A BANK.
EVER.
But, if we WERE to decide to rob a bank, there are a number of steps we would take like checking on an exit route, ascertaining the bank’s on-site security system, knowing where tellers’ stations are.
In other words, we could “case the joint.”
But most important, if we were going to rob a bank, the absolute first thing we would do is make sure that it’s a bank in the first place.
Apparently, Florida Man didn’t get that memo.
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