Florida Man Really Exposed By His Bluetooth Connection

DATELINE - Clearwater FL

Alcohol makes people do strange things.

Just ask Florida Man Christopher Harris who admitted to the police that he does "stupid things" when he is intoxicated.

One of those "stupid things" was his "unveiling" of Little Florida Man (we're trying to keep this one clean for the kiddies) while sitting poolside at his residence, rather appropriately named "The Palms."

Apparently Harris was watching a porn video on his phone and he might have been able to get away with it had the audio not been broadcast loud and clear over the pool's Bluetooth speaker system.

So among the lessons learned here -