Florida Man Suffers From Reptile Dysfunction
DATELINE – Hollywood FL
We’re sure you’re familiar with the expression “If it’s brown, flush it down…if it’s yellow, let it mellow.”
But what about if it’s green, alive, and hissing at you?
That’s the predicament Florida Man John Riddle found himself in when he went into his bathroom and looked in his toilet to find an iguana looking back up at him.
We don’t know about you, but if we find ANYTHING alive in the toilet, whether or not it’s hissing at us, we are SO gone!
Riddle fished it out of the toilet with a pool net and got it out of the house.
His explanation for how the iguana got in the house in the first place seems to be a little lame if you ask us.