How F’d Up Were You – These Three Countries Aren’t Mething Around Here
Let’s say you’re a drug dealer.
We know you’re not, but just go with us on this.
So you’re trying to smuggle tons of methamphetamine from Canada to Australia and New Zealand.
Tons of the stuff.
We’re talking about a lot of Breaking Bad going on here.
Well leave to modern-day Dudley Do-Rights to get their man…or men in this case.
Canadian authorities alerted Australian police that they had learned of a scheme to ship more than 700 gallons of liquid meth hidden in bottles of canola oil.
So they swapped out the meth for a harmless substance and sent the cargo on its merry little way.
Meanwhile, New Zealand police discovered nearly a ton of meth hidden in a shipment of maple syrup.
So among the things we’ve learned here today is that you’re probably not going to get too f’d up on maple syrup and canola oil (fat maybe, but not high), and Dudley and his compatriots still always get their man.