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The “Po-Po” Isn’t Fooled By Florida Man’s “Incarceritis” One Little Bit

DATELINE – Cocoa FL Florida Man David Lee Grisham started out by borrowing a friend’s vehicle. When his escapade came to a close, he found himself trying to avoid the…

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DATELINE - Cocoa FL

Florida Man David Lee Grisham started out by borrowing a friend's vehicle.

When his escapade came to a close, he found himself trying to avoid the "po-po" by claiming he had a case of "incarceritis."

Back on June 20, Grisham borrowed a friend's Ford Ranger but when the owner went to Grisham toget his vehicle back, Grisham waved a gun in his face, refused to return the car, and ordered him off his property.

A day later (what???? we would have gone straight to the cops) the car's owner went to the police to report what happened. A short time later, Grisham was spotted driving the Ranger.

That resulted in a police chase that ultimately turned into a chase on foot with Grisham being found underneath a trailer in a residential neighborhood.

That was the point that Grisham complained of a medical emergency, which didn't exactly go over well with the "po-po."

Grisham is in jail on a variety of charges as you can see in the Facebook post on the Brevard County Sheriff's page.

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