Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales Reboots Goldilocks v2.0 With Some Ridiculous Results
If Marvel Studios can reboot Spider-Man a bunch of times, then why not have the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee reboot Goldilocks?
If you recall, Goldilocks was the very first episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Tales, starting with the now-famous line “Who names their child ‘Goldilocks?’ You’re setting her up for failure with a name like that.”
Anyway, with that little bit of background, Goldilocks v2.0 includes the following –
- Porridge (of course)
- a preference for White Castle sliders
- a clogged toilet
- two hours of “going potty”
- a vibrating bed
- a shoutout to the “My Pillow Guy”
- a floozie at the Quickie Motel located down the road
So with all that in hand, we present today’s episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales.
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