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Mating Pythons Have A Chance Encounter With Austin Powers – Yeah, Baby!

When pythons start doing the “sexy snake shuffle” behind your microwave, your mind might not immediately think of Austin Powers. Then again, you’re not the one and (thankfully) only Executive…

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When pythons start doing the "sexy snake shuffle" behind your microwave, your mind might not immediately think of Austin Powers.

Then again, you're not the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee whose brain clearly operates on a different frequency.

A couple of observations here -

  • If pythons can randomly show up in Australian kitchens, we DEFINITELY aren't headed Down Under any time soon.
  • "Undulation" needs to be added back into the regular lexicon IMMEDIATELY.
  • What exactly does one do with 20 containers of stolen Tide laundry detergent?
  • Speaking of detergent, there are some excellent tips on the best way to do laundry, especially if your next destination is somewhere behind bars.