It Didn’t Take Long For Lionel Messi To Turn Into Florida Man Right Before Our Eyes
DATELINE – Miami FL Lionel Messi is one of the most famous athletes in the world and now that he’s signed with the Major League Soccer club Inter Miami, he’s…
DATELINE - Miami FL
Lionel Messi is one of the most famous athletes in the world and now that he's signed with the Major League Soccer club Inter Miami, he's turning into Florida Man right before our eyes - right down to shopping in Publix.
If you've every been to Florida, you are more than familiar with the Publix supermarket chain and now so is Leo.
For the most part, Messi was left alone during his recent shopping outing, even if he is now perhaps the world's most famous Florida Man.
What was in his shopping cart? For starters, the trifecta of American breakfast cereals - Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
What, no Cap'n Crunch?
Oh, and let's add in some mini muffins and some taco seasoning as well.
It's an interesting combination of food items, to say the least, and not exactly the breakfast of champions.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For June 2023
June had some WILD stories coming out of the Sunshine State.
Among his usual antics were a series of standout events -
The NBA 2023 Draft Survives A Surprise Appearance By Florida Man
It usually takes some athletic talent to get drafted by a professional sports team. For that matter, it usually takes athletic skill just to be considered for the draft.
If you're Florida Man, that special skill involves going through the NBA's collective bargaining agreement looking for a loophole.
Florida Woman Found It Easier To Explain the Meth Pipe Than the Baby Raccoon
Florida Woman isn't the first person to be caught with a meth pipe on her person.
But we can't think of too many other people who get caught with meth and a baby raccoon.
Florida Man Channels Crocodile Dundee Before Making A Run For His Life
The only thing missing from this story was Florida Man proudly proclaiming, "That's a knife" to bystanders.
Got A Little Captain In You? Florida Man Certainly Does
So Florida Man sees Captain Morgan and decides to take bring him home. We can't begin to think of what the poor Captain has gotten himself into.
Florida Man Leaves Huge Hole and An Ankle Monitor Behind In SWAT Situation
A stolen car, an ankle bracelet that comes off, a SWAT team in action....
Florida Man covered a lot of territory with this one!
