Weird News – What Happens When A Lottery Winner Goes Off the Deep End

Author Jim Monaghan

September 13th, 2023 6:00 AM

Each week the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee gathers Weird News for us – this week a lottery winner goes a little off the deep end, and an airline pilot is encouraged to take up log rolling.

Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

Today in Weird News, a 65 year-old local singer from Maryland purchased 15 identical tickets for a single Pick 5 lottery drawing and won. Each ticket had a jackpot worth of $50,000, which means he raked in a total of $750,000.

And on the phone with me right now is our Jackpot winner, Maryland Man. So, sir, what’s it like to win the lottery 15 times over?
MARYLAND MAN – Well, just to be blunt there, Mr. Fuzzy, that means 15 times the booze, 15 times the babes, and 15 times the gloating. I even wrote a song. It goes something like this – “It’s nice to be rich, sucks for you bi$#h.” Well, I’m still working on it, but it’s coming along pretty good. Yes.

FUZZY – Wow, you have quite a bit of fire in you at 65 years old. You seem like quite the ladies man.

MM – Well, thank you for noticing there, Mr. Fuzzy. You know, I watch videos of Elvis Presley shaking his thing and Mick Jagger singing his heart out for the ladies. I figure I could do that s$@t, too. So, in the coming months, I’m going to schedule my first concert to make even more money. And here’s another song I’ve been working on that you can hear at the show. It goes something like this – “Hey, Kimmy, come over here and spend time with my Jimmy.” I tell you this much, that’s going to be a big hit.

FUZZY – Well, sir, I gotta say, I feel so inspired…to start drinking heavily. Thank you for joining me today, and best of luck to you.
MM – Well, thank you there, Mr. Fuzzy. And you heard it from me. I’m rich, bi$#h. Bye.

Well said. And lastly in Weird News, Kenneth Jones, a United Airlines pilot, flew into Denver International Airport, got into his car in the employee parking lot and tried to leave with several cars ahead of him at the gate. He was losing patience. The 63-year old got out of his car, grabbed a full-sized axe, and started hacking at the parking arm. Video footage shows it took 23 swings to knock it off its base.

“What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastard?”

That’s kind of sad, since parking arms are typically a two by four, but with a little extra practice chopping, he could qualify for the Lumberjack World Championships next year. And if that doesn’t work out there’s log rolling . Sounds like a splash to me.

And that’s DHA’s Weird News.

Don't Ever Apologize for These 10 Things

Many of us tend to offer apologies too frequently, even when unnecessary. Occasionally, we find ourselves saying “sorry” for circumstances beyond our control, such as unfavorable weather during an event we’re hosting. At times, we extend apologies for personal life decisions that are well within our rights, like switching jobs or ending a relationship.

Furthermore, we might apologize due to our heightened sensitivity to others’ emotions, in hopes that we didn’t accidentally upset them. It’s great to apologize when we’ve genuinely messed up or think we might have hurt someone without meaning to. But there are some choices we should just own and not feel the need to apologize for.

Excessive Apologizing

According to a report by Forbes, excessive apologizing often occurs in individuals who struggle with low self-esteem, a fear of conflict, and a concern about others’ opinions. They say this tendency is closely linked to having weak personal boundaries, which can lead to taking responsibility for situations we have no involvement in or no control over. As a result, we quickly experience guilt, as if everything is our fault.

In a study published in The European Journal of Social Psychology, researchers found that with each apology, individuals may experience a decrease in their confidence, potentially influencing their self-image. On the other hand, participants who refrained from expressing remorse in these situations showed signs of higher self-esteem, an increased sense of control, and an enhanced sense of integrity, as per the research findings.

When things get rocky with a partner, friend, family member, or coworker, saying a heartfelt “I’m sorry” can be the way to patch things up. Ideally, both sides would do some soul-searching and own up to any wrongdoing. If you’re wondering whether you should apologize for something, just take a peek at situations where there may be no need to apologize.

Pursuing Your Dreams
Your aspirations and career choices are deeply personal, and you should never feel the need to apologize for following your passions. Go after what makes you happy. Embrace your journey and stay committed to your dreams.

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Setting Boundaries
Establishing boundaries is crucial for your well-being. It’s a sign of self-respect and self-care, and there’s no reason to apologize for defining what you’re comfortable with and what you’re not. It’s okay to say no and stand up for your own needs.

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Saying "No"
Politely declining requests or invitations is about respecting your own priorities and limitations. You should never apologize for making choices that align with your needs and values. If you’d rather binge a show and relax than go out, that’s your call. No need to apologize for prioritizing what matters to you.

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Prioritizing Self-Care
Taking time for self-care, whether it’s a mental health day, a spa visit, or simply some downtime, is essential. You don’t need to apologize for nurturing your physical and emotional health. Taking some “me-time” is a must.

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Making Choices About Your Body
Decisions regarding your appearance, health, or lifestyle are personal matters. There’s no requirement to apologize for choices that are made responsibly and considerately. If you’ve noticed some silver strands or a couple of extra pounds, you might be tempted to say sorry for these changes in your looks. Don’t. It’s best to steer clear of apologies and self-critical remarks, as they can undermine your self-assurance and influence how others perceive you.

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Ending Unhealthy Relationships
Your emotional and mental well-being should always be a priority. Don’t apologize for ending toxic relationships that no longer serve your best interests. Toxic friendships or partnerships? Walk away with your head held high.

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Taking Time Off
Everyone needs a break from time to time. Whether it’s for rest or recreation, you should never apologize for taking the time to relax, recharge, and enjoy life. It’s okay to take a step back every now and then.

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Being Emotional
Experiencing and expressing emotions is part of being human. You should never apologize for your feelings. There is nothing wrong with showing your emotions. Everyone has them.

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Being Successful
Achieving success through hard work and dedication is a significant accomplishment. It’s something to celebrate, not something to feel sorry for. You worked hard for your achievements, so flaunt them.

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For Other People's Feelings Or Insecurities:
It’s important to recognize that you are not responsible for how others feel or their personal insecurities. It’s not your job to apologize for things that aren’t your fault. People’s emotions and self-esteem are shaped by a variety of factors, including their own experiences and perceptions. Being understanding and empathetic is great, but don’t carry the weight of apologizing for things that aren’t on you. It’s a surefire way to end up feeling unnecessarily guilty.

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