Florida Man’s Incendiary Road Trip Ends Up In A Michigan Jail
When you take a trip, you probably do some pre-trip planning. Just like you, that’s what Florida Man did. Unlike you (hopefully), he ended up in a Michigan jail. FLORIDA…
When you take a trip, you probably do some pre-trip planning. Just like you, that's what Florida Man did. Unlike you (hopefully), he ended up in a Michigan jail.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN! And He has taken his act on the road.
DATELINE - Chippewa County, Michigan.
A lot of planning had to go into this like this wasn't some kind of spur-of-the-moment thing that Florida Man did here.
We're talking about James Itani of Orlando, Florida, who apparently, well, he felt the police had wronged him. So he took himself to the Michigan State Police Post to pull off his stunt.
The audio, courtesy of TV 6 in Michigan.
TV NEWSCASTER - Developing now the suspect involved in setting Michigan State Police vehicles on fire at the MSP Sault Post on September 6 has been charged. 39-year old James Kamal Itani from Orlando, Florida, also faces charges for shooting at officers who did a search warrant on a property where he was located near Sault Ste. Marie. Itani is charged with terrorism, third degree arson, eleven counts of assault with intent to murder and multiple counts of weapons violations. He's in the Chippewa County Jail on a $5 million bond.
There was a lot of planning that go into that. That wasn't something he didSpur the moment.
Well on a $5 million bond, I don't think he's going anywhere for a while. No road trips for this Florida Man.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For August 2023
The month of August was pretty wild for Florida Man.
Oh sure, there were the usual drunken adventures and mishaps. And impersonating a police officer, well that's definitely nothing new for Florida Man.
What surprised us was the location Florida Man chose for some of his antics - like church - and his inclusion of Mom a couple of times.
Even for non-believers, there has to be at least a little concern of "What if..." when you decide to commit any kind of crime in a church or house of worship.
After all, there are so many other places to find victims these days.
Although we will admit that the attempt at salvation via baptism while in the act of vandalizing a church puts a different sort of twist on things.
And when it comes to dealing with Mom....
Look, you can get any member of the family you want angry at you. But Mom?
Come on, Florida Man. You can do better than that.
Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone
The month of August started off with one of the more bizarre Florida Man stories we've seen in awhile.
Florida Man has spent a lot of time in police cars, but this might have been the first time he actively tried to get into one.
You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud
Florida Man seemed to spend a lot of time in church during the month of August.
In this first instance, Florida Man saw a lot of targets for his investment scam.
Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary
Back to church for Florida Man!
This time, he decided that maybe salvation could be found while committing a crime if he took a dip in the sanctuary baptismal pool.
And why not have a K-9 officer join in too?
Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police
In addition to being in church, Florida Man spent a lot of time with Mom during the month of August.
Somehow, blaming Mom for her being the one who gave you a container that contained drug residue in it is not going to warm her heart.
Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring
It looks as if Florida Man REALLY wants to get the family together in his ring of theft – even Dear Old Mom.
This time, Florida Man didn’t even have to throw her under the bus; she was along with him on the bus ride.
