82-Year Old Florida Man Resorts To His Army Special Forces Training
Word to the wise – Florida Man REALLY needs to be careful which other Florida Man he messes with. Some are more highly-trained than others. FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN! DATELINE…

Word to the wise - Florida Man REALLY needs to be careful which other Florida Man he messes with. Some are more highly-trained than others.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Fort Myers and the Saga of Florida Man Ronald Lucas. In this audio courtesy of WESH, you'll hear how Lucas said he heard a loud bang at his home. He thought it was the roofers that he had hired who were starting to work. But when he went outside, according to reports, he watched this intruder walk up his porch steps and attempt to enter his home. And that's when this happened.
"But every time I'd hit him, he'd hit me. On and on and on. This is just what he did." One thing you should know about Ronald Lucas is he's not afraid of a fight. "I've been like this all my life. I fight for everybody. I don't care who it is, you or him."
"Oh, and how old are you?" "I'm 82 years old. I'll be 83 next July."
On Tuesday in the middle of Suncoast Estates, during the middle of the day, Mr. Lucas says someone entered his home.
"As soon as I saw it, my wife had had an operation. I knew I had to get to her."
He said he faced the intruder head on. "I just got in between them and boy, that was it. That's when I started taking him out. I had to do it. He knows how to fight, that guy. He took on a special forces guy Vietnam and blow to blow, boy. Every time ever I made a move, he knew what I was going to do before I did it."
And once he got them outside, "I hit him so hard, he fell all the way down the steps and hit the rocks. That's when I came after him with the cane again. I kept fighting him all the way up to that highway up there. And finally another guy come along, said, you better leave that old man alone. And I said, well, it's too late. I done been beat the tar out of him."
Mr. Lucas has bruises all over his arms today, but he protected his wife and his home.
"Were you scared?" "No, you can't be scared, sweetie. If you get scared, I hear you're dead. It's as simple as that."
And if needed, he says he'll do it all again. "He might hold a grudge if he ever gets out, but he's going away for a long time. And if he does, he comes look for. He's going to find it."
The sheriff's office says they did identify the intruder, all thanks to Mr. Lucas.
"But I told him about the flat top and when they brought the pictures, all their bad guys there, I said, that's him, number four."
The sheriff's office says they did identify the intruder and they are currently filing charges with the state attorney's office.
I love that quote - "No, you can't be scared, sweetie."
Somehow I have a feeling that that Florida Man is going to join our Florida Man on Rockturnal as a guest host.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For August 2023
The month of August was pretty wild for Florida Man.
Oh sure, there were the usual drunken adventures and mishaps. And impersonating a police officer, well that's definitely nothing new for Florida Man.
What surprised us was the location Florida Man chose for some of his antics - like church - and his inclusion of Mom a couple of times.
Even for non-believers, there has to be at least a little concern of "What if..." when you decide to commit any kind of crime in a church or house of worship.
After all, there are so many other places to find victims these days.
Although we will admit that the attempt at salvation via baptism while in the act of vandalizing a church puts a different sort of twist on things.
And when it comes to dealing with Mom....
Look, you can get any member of the family you want angry at you. But Mom?
Come on, Florida Man. You can do better than that.
Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone
The month of August started off with one of the more bizarre Florida Man stories we've seen in awhile.
Florida Man has spent a lot of time in police cars, but this might have been the first time he actively tried to get into one.
You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud
Florida Man seemed to spend a lot of time in church during the month of August.
In this first instance, Florida Man saw a lot of targets for his investment scam.
Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary
Back to church for Florida Man!
This time, he decided that maybe salvation could be found while committing a crime if he took a dip in the sanctuary baptismal pool.
And why not have a K-9 officer join in too?
Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police
In addition to being in church, Florida Man spent a lot of time with Mom during the month of August.
Somehow, blaming Mom for her being the one who gave you a container that contained drug residue in it is not going to warm her heart.
Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring
It looks as if Florida Man REALLY wants to get the family together in his ring of theft – even Dear Old Mom.
This time, Florida Man didn’t even have to throw her under the bus; she was along with him on the bus ride.