Weird News – Want To Buy A High School? We Have One Real Cheap
Looking to buy a high school? These high school pranksters may have just what you’re looking for. Although you should probably expect some issues with the plumbing.
Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
Today in Weird News, seniors at a high school in Maryland listed their school for sale on Zillow as part of a senior prank. The listing described the building as a half-working jail and all 15 bathrooms come with sewage issues. They listed an asking price of only $42,069. I guess that’s a good prank. I would have just poured cement in all the toilets and flushed it. But whatever happened to the good old days of just drinking beers and having a party?
ANIMAL HOUSE AUDIO – He’s right. We gotta do something. Absolutely. You know, we gotta do Toga party.
You see, that’s the school spirit. Have a little fun.
ANIMAL HOUSE AUDIO – Toga. Toga. Toga. Toga. Toga.
There you go. Zillow, please. Such amateurs.
Also in Weird News, Red Emma’s Bookstore in Baltimore found a large mystery safe inside the store. So the owners put out a call for safecrackers to come and open the locked box. A bus driver in Manitoba who says he took up safe cracking as a hobby twelve years ago answered the call and flew to Baltimore. The safe was open in two days, but they only found empty wooden drawers, paperclips and an old pay stub.
First off, who does safe cracking as a hobby? According to Webster’s Dictionary, people like that are called “burglars.” And secondly, as much as we all wish to find gold and diamonds in the safe, the pay stub could be worth money. If it has John Hancock’s name on it, it could be worth millions. Or if it has Macaulay Culkin’s name on it, it’ll be worth no more than the years he was successful. In dollars, of course. I’ll be nice. Thank you, Kevin.
And lastly, in Weird News, a New York lawyer is being threatened with sanctions in federal court after he was caught using AI to write up a court filing. He admitted to using ChatGPT to write up the document, and it ended up being unreliable because it made up a fake court case to prove his case. It seems the lawyer and ChatGTP have something in common. They’re both lazy. The lawyer didn’t want to write his own filing and the AI just made stuff up. But then again, I think those two are made for each other. Like a match made in heaven.
Whatever.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.
Steer Clear: 8 Grocery Store Behaviors to Avoid
Disrespecting Employees
This should be common sense, but one of the fundamental rules of grocery store etiquette is to treat employees with respect and kindness. While it’s understandable to occasionally have moments of price shock or policy gripes. But don’t take it out on the people working at the grocery store. They’re not the ones setting the prices. Venting your frustration on employees is never the right approach. Refrain from raising your voice or engaging in arguments with cashiers and staff members on the sales floor.
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Packing Out the Express Checkout
We all love the quick in-and-out experience of using self-checkout for those small hauls. But the self-service lane loses its charm when people with massive shopping carts, loaded with groceries decide to set up camp there. It’s even worse when they have items needing special codes. So, think of self-checkout as the express lane, where it’s best to stick to around ten items or less. Using the express checkout lane with more items than the posted limit can hold up the line for others who are following the rules. It’s worth mentioning that many grocery stores are opting for more self-checkout lanes in their stores.
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Aisle Bites
You’ve probably seen people snacking on food they haven’t paid for yet at the grocery store. Some even take half-eaten items to the cashier to scan. This is not only rude but also unhygienic. It’s like treating the store as your personal buffet and it makes others uncomfortable. While satisfying your cravings is perfectly fine, there are better ways to go about it.
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Grocery Blocker
You’re bound to bump into a friend or neighbor while grocery shopping, but consider where you stop for a chat. If you see someone eyeing the produce behind you, it’s a good sign to wrap up and find a quieter spot. Keep in mind that grocery store catch-ups should be relatively short. It’s not the ideal time for lengthy reunions, especially if others are waiting to shop. The same courtesy applies to your shopping cart. Don’t park your cart smack in the middle and block the way for everyone else.
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Stashing Unwanted Groceries and Trash
If you change your mind about something while shopping, do everyone a favor and return it to where it belongs. Dumping unwanted items in random aisles instead of returning them to their proper creates frustration for both store employees and fellow shoppers. Nobody wants to discover a rogue carton of buttermilk sitting next to the potato chips. It makes the store messy, confuses people, and turns a simple grocery trip into a weird scavenger hunt. In some grocery stores, you might find cafes where you can stroll the aisles with a coffee or beverage in hand. Chances are you’ve come across half-empty Starbucks cups or abandoned water bottles among the store shelves. When you’ve finished your drink, it’s best to dispose of the cup or bottle properly.
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Leaving Your Grocery Cart Wherever
Bringing back your shopping cart is the most basic form of grocery store courtesy. Returning your shopping cart is a quick task and it’s a huge help for the store staff. Additionally, left-behind carts can lead to more significant problems. A deserted cart in the parking area may potentially cause damage to vehicles. A cart left behind inside can cause a roadblock in the store.
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Lack of Personal Space
When we’re shopping at the grocery store, give people their personal space. Whether browsing the aisles for your favorite snacks or waiting in line at the checkout, respecting personal space is key. No one likes feeling crowded or rushed while making their selections, and we all appreciate a bit of privacy when completing our transactions.
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Rude Cellphone Usage
When you’re at the store, try not to use your phone too much. It’s okay to make a quick call to roomie to ask about ketchup, but keep it quiet and brief. Save the catching up for later. Also, don’t text and push your cart at the same time because you might bump into something or someone. Lastly, unless you’re using your phone for digital coupons or rewards, it’s best to put it away during checkout.
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