Florida Man’s Drug Arrest Gives Whole New Meaning To “Hardened Criminal”
If you’re Florida Man and you’re 77 years old and you are looking to sell drugs, it might be best to stick with what you know. In this case, that…
If you're Florida Man and you're 77 years old and you are looking to sell drugs, it might be best to stick with what you know. In this case, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "hardened criminal."
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - The Villages and the Saga of Florida Man Reginald Kincer.
Now, you may be familiar with this guy. He was a star, if you will, in an award-winning documentary about the sprawling Villages retirement community, which is about 45 miles northwest of Orlando.
It's a palm-tree-lined utopia for people over the age of 55. It has a nickname of "God's waiting room."
Well, in this documentary, Kincer was featured alongside his wife, Anne, which focused on four unconventional residents of one of America's largest retirement communities. His wife said, "The Villages have given Reggie an opportunity to grow in different ways." You could hear her in the trailer for the film while her husband was shown performing martial arts exercises next to his golf cart.
Well, he's been arrested, and I guess if you're his age, which is 77, it makes sense to stick with what you know best. Because he's been arrested for trafficking erectile dysfunction drugs.
He somehow received more than $1800 worth of Ed drugs without a prescription from a licensed doctor.
Prosecutors say that Kinser planned to deal them to others locally. Well, being that he's in a retirement village, odds are he has quite a large clientele to choose from.
Oh, but he didn't just deal in bedroom pills. Kincer also arrested back in 2020 for possession of other drugs, including marijuana, MDMA, and psilocybin.
The trial is set for next month. If he's convicted, he faces up to one year in federal prison and a fine of up to $10,000.
But knowing what he was selling it now, I think I understand why the big smile on his mug shot.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For September 2023
Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.
And somehow, he manages to succeed.
In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State - stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels - you name it!
Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.
Until you remember that it's Florida Man we're talking about.
And then there's assault with a deadly lollipop.
What's your favorite Florida Man story from September?
Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop
Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.
You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.
Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.
Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out
This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.
There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?
He posts it for rent on social media.
Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day
Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?
Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam
There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.
Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.
There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.
All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
