Florida Woman Should Probably Find a New Favorite Color Scheme
When purchasing a car, the color is important. A Favorite color often conveys a certain message. For one FLorida Man and Florida Woman, the message is conveyed was, “You need…
When purchasing a car, the color is important. A Favorite color often conveys a certain message. For one FLorida Man and Florida Woman, the message is conveyed was, "You need to pick a new favorite color scheme. This one is already taken."
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Medley, Florida and the saga of Florida Man Dmitry Pugachev and his wife Iulia Pugachev.
At least we think they're husband and wife.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers conducted a traffic stop on a Dodge Charger a few days ago. According to one of the Florida Highway Patrol troopers, the Charger basically looked like a patrol car except that it wasn't one of their cars.
The vehicle had blue lights, it had a siren. It had the exact same color scheme as Florida Highway Patrol cars.
And then there was a sign on the door said, FSO Guard for a security company.
If you're being stopped by that vehicle, you're probably thinking it's a patrol car from the Florida Highway Patrol.
So Iulia Pugachev was informed that the vehicles in Florida can't have the same color scheme as a Florida Highway Patrol marked car, which is black and tan.
She told troopers she had purchased the vehicle from a car auction. Dmitry Pukachev, who was the owner of the dealership, gave her the license plate.
Well, the vehicle was last registered in Louisiana, not Florida. It had no current license plate registered in any state.
The vehicle was outfitted with the blue and white light bar system by a mechanic in Hollywood, Florida. She had the vehicle wrapped, much the way we get our DHA vans wrapped, in black and tan because she thought the color scheme was nice. She liked the Florida Highway Patrol's color scheme. That's what I want for my vehicle.
She's been charged with fraud operating a motor vehicle with no registration, imitation of a Florida Highway Patrol mark unit and misuse of dealer license plate. She was not booked, but was granted a promise to appear in court.
Look, she liked the color scheme, right?
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For September 2023
Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.
And somehow, he manages to succeed.
In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State - stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels - you name it!
Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.
Until you remember that it's Florida Man we're talking about.
And then there's assault with a deadly lollipop.
What's your favorite Florida Man story from September?
Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop
Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.
You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.
Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.
Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out
This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.
There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?
He posts it for rent on social media.
Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day
Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?
Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam
There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.
Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.
There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.
All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
