Florida Man Drops A Massive Dump On the Side of the Road
Junk removal can be a daunting task. You have all this unwanted stuff you’ve accumulated over the years and when it’s got to go, it’s got to go. For Florida…
Junk removal can be a daunting task. You have all this unwanted stuff you've accumulated over the years and when it's got to go, it's got to go.
For Florida Man, that means dropping a massive dump on the side of the road and leaving it up to someone else to clean up.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - the Florida Keys and the Saga of Florida Man, 65-year old Benjamin Scott Holroyd.
You have a lot of junk around your house. Maybe it's in the attic. Maybe it's in the basement. Maybe it's in a shed or your garage. Maybe it's on a back deck. Maybe it's in a spare bedroom.
Wherever it is, you know you've got to get rid of it.
Well, that's what happened with this guy Holroyd. He had five tons of unwanted junk.
Now, I don't know where he was keeping five tons of this stuff, but he decided he'd had enough and he needed to get rid of it. So he loaded it onto a truck.
How long does it take to load five tons of unwanted junk in a truck? Either way, he did it. He decided, well, this is as good as any place to dump it.
He left it on the side of the road in the Florida Keys.
Well, the police noticed the giant heap. It was kind of hard to overlook. After all, we're talking five tons of junk.
They went and investigated what was there, and they found sufficient evidence to trace it all back to Holroyd, who admitted to the police that he was indeed the one who had dropped the massive dump.
I don't know why he thought that was a good place to do it. Who knows?
Holroyd was arrested, charged with felony illegal dumping. A waste removal crew coming in to do the cleanup picked up more than 10,000 pounds of trash.
What they did with it, I have no idea.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For September 2023
Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.
And somehow, he manages to succeed.
In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State - stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels - you name it!
Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.
Until you remember that it's Florida Man we're talking about.
And then there's assault with a deadly lollipop.
What's your favorite Florida Man story from September?
Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop
Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.
You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.
Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.
Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out
This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.
There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?
He posts it for rent on social media.
Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day
Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?
Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam
There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.
Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.
There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.
All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
