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Weird News – Fuzzy Opens A Toilet Lid To Find Mr. Hankey

Author Jim Monaghan

Talk about Weird News! We hit the trifecta this morning when we combine Fuzzy with boas in shopping carts and Mr. Hankey from South Park in the toilet.

ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

FUZZY – Today in Weird News, customers at a Target store in Iowa were stunned when they found a six-foot Colombian red tailed boa constrictor hitching a ride in a red shopping cart, while others didn’t think much of it. I do have audio from a security camera capturing this event. So let’s roll the clip.

SECURITY CAMERA AUDIO – Doh-dee-doh-dee-doh. Just shop on the Target store for some really great deals. So, let’s see. I already picked up a Mona Lisa flag featuring the face of Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre had to buy it. It’s a cheap thing. Check. I got batteries for my wife so she could operate her silver bullet and double vibrating eggs. I have no idea what that’s for, but it sounds like a new food trend. Check. Oh, I got to pick up a fat rat so my stowaway boa constrictor can eat. “Excuse me, sir. Where’s the pet aisle?” “Aisle three, sir. All rats are 20% off when a boa hitches a ride on the shopping cart. Just please fasten your snake with the safety harness on the cart.”  “Well, thank you, sir.”

FUZZY – Well, it’s good to know that Target is a boa-friendly store.

And lastly, in Weird News, a Scotland resident went into the bathroom and was shocked to find a fox chilling out in the bathtub. It appeared to be a baby and somehow gotten into the house through an open door or window, wanting to stay cool.

There are so many stories on animals. First, it’s a snake hitching a ride on a cart. Now we have a fox in the bathtub. You may want to be careful lifting the toilet lid. Who knows what’s lurking there?

Hey, look, everyone. It’s Mr. Hankey, the talking turd from South Park! I was expecting an animal to be hiding in there, not talking pooh.

MR. HANKeY – Gee, that’s too bad.

FUZZY – So, Mr. Hankey, while you’re here, is this the part I develop mental health issues and drink my life away because I’m interviewing you? So, what are your thoughts?

MR. HANKEY – Say, that sounds like a swell idea!

FUZZY – Hey, that’s great. Mr. Hankey agrees. So let me pick out a really nice straitjacket out for myself and check myself in. And that’s DHA’s Weird News.

Six Exciting and Fun Ideas For Family Costumes This Halloween

Halloween is coming up and it’s always fun to think about what you want to dress up as! What’s fun is putting a cool family costume together. It’s always neat to have you, your spouse and your kids all dressed up together as a team. We’re going to take a look at six exciting and fun ideas for family costumes for this Halloween.

Dressing up for Halloween is a beloved tradition that captivates people for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, it provides an opportunity to escape from the monotony of everyday life and step into a world of creativity and fantasy. For a brief moment, individuals can transform into characters they admire, embrace alter egos, or simply let their imaginations run wild.

Furthermore, Halloween costumes serve as a form of self-expression. People can reveal hidden facets of their personalities or explore facets of their identity they don’t often get to express. It’s a chance to be someone else, if only for a night, and indulge in the thrill of embodying a different persona.

Social interactions also play a significant role in the appeal of dressing up. Halloween parties and trick-or-treating provide opportunities to connect with friends, family, and even strangers. The shared experience of admiring each other’s costumes, the excitement of guessing who’s behind the mask, and the mutual admiration of creativity create a sense of togetherness.

Moreover, dressing up encourages a sense of nostalgia, as many fondly remember their childhood Halloweens. The tradition is passed down through generations, fostering a strong sense of community and family bonds.

In conclusion, dressing up for Halloween is a cherished tradition because it offers an escape from the ordinary, a canvas for self-expression, a means of social connection, and a rich tapestry of memories that tie individuals together in a celebration of creativity and imagination. It’s a time when people of all ages can embrace their playful, imaginative sides and revel in the magic of the holiday.

Let’s take a look at six exciting and fun ideas for family costumes this Halloween!

  • ADDAMS FAMILY COSTUME

    With the popularity of the hit “Wednesday” show this year and so many great characters – this could be a really fun one for your family to do!

  • MARIOS BROS FAMILY COSTUME

    The Super Mario Bros movie was another big hit this year.  Again, it’s such a large world that there are plenty of items/characters to choose from.  See what this family did – it may spark some ideas!

     

     

  • TROLLS FAMILY COSTUME

    There’s a new Trolls movie on the way, sure to be another big success.  Check out this tutorial on putting together a Poppy costume.  Then you can use that for inspiration for the other characters.

  • WILLY WONKA FAMILY COSTUME

    You just need one Wonka!  The kids could either play the characters that found their Golden Tickets.  Or just make them a bunch of Oompa Loompas!

     

  • STAR WARS FAMILY COSTUME

    We all know and love the Star Wars franchise.  Take a look at this video and fins some inspiration for the characters you and your family would like to dress as.  Whether it’s a hero like Luke or a villain like Vader…..you’re covered!

  • SCOOBY DOO FAMILY COSTUME

    This one could be fun.  Scoob and the gang go on a mission to solve the latest mystery.  Check out this “Short” to get some inspiration!

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