Florida Man’s Door Camera Reveals A Very Unwelcome Visitor
When Florida Man was awakened in the middle of the night by the sound of a rattling door knob, the last thing he expected to find was another Florida Man wearing next to nothing on the other side of the door camera looking in.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE – Collier County and the Saga of a sleepy Florida Man by the name of Luis.
We only have his first name. Luis was awakened at about 3 AM the other day to the sound of a rattling doorknob. This was the lead story the other night on the local news. It wasn’t buried in the middle. It wasn’t any kind of a kicker. This was the lead.
See the news report for yourself.
So Luis, more than slightly surprised. Luis said, “A zombie. I don’t know if he was drinking or on drugs, but he was acting like a zombie.”
Luis found Victor Esquivel Garcia clad in nothing but underwear, socks and sneakers. “When I opened the door, he looked at me,” Luis said, “and then I ran inside.” Luis said he ran because he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
I don’t think anybody would be able to believe that at 03:00 in the morning. Louise said, I really thought it was a joke or something because this had never happened before.
Well, Luis, I certainly hope not.
Luis said that the guy went around the back of the house, was trying to open all the doors. He was hell bent on getting in there.
The underwear and sneaker clad Florida Man even tried to get inside Luis’s neighbor’s home, did manage to get inside a car. Luis said he was grateful to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office for quickly getting to his home.
Garcia, arrested that morning, has since bonded out.
I have a feeling this is not the last time we’re going to hear from this guy. Hopefully the next time he shows up on Florida Man Strikes Again. He’s wearing more clothing.