Florida Man’s T-Shirt Helps Lead To His Arrest
If Florida Man insists on continuing to commit crimes, it might help if his choice of t-shirt didn’t help lead directly to his arrest. Especially if he was just recently…
If Florida Man insists on continuing to commit crimes, it might help if his choice of t-shirt didn't help lead directly to his arrest.
Especially if he was just recently behind bars.
In this case, orange is indeed the new black t-shirt, minus the too-real-to-be-true words on the t-shirt that helped put this Florida Man back behind bars.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Tampa and the Saga of Florida Man Michael Gordon.
There is a saying - dress for success. There's another saying - don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job that you want. That kind of factors into what happened with Gordon.
Florida Man back behind bars after being accused of obstructing a burglary investigation. Now, it's not unusual for Florida Man to be behind bars.
Well, here are the details.
According to an arrest report from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, several witnesses reported seeing someone enter an unlocked car that was parked outside of an apartment building.
The suspect was described by eyewitnesses as a white male wearing tan shorts and a black t-shirt.
Not just any black t-shirt, though. A black t-shirt that said, "I just got out of prison."
Deputies were able to track Gordon down about two blocks away from the alleged break-in of the car.
According to the arrest report, Gordon refused to identify himself and refused to cooperate with the investigation. When told that he would be charged with obstruction, he continued to refuse to speak, saying, "Call my lawyer."
Gordon was identified not just by the t-shirt, but his fingerprints.
He's been charged with obstruction by a disguised person and was booked into the Pinellas County jail.
Truth in advertising for Florida Man
Oh, by the way, the T-shirt was accurate. Jail records indicate that Gordon had been released from jail earlier this year, back in March.
He's probably trading in that t-shirt for an orange jumpsuit right about now.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
