Only Florida Man Would Attempt To Invade Cuba On A Jet Ski
We’re not sure of the motive involved, or what kind of planning went into this venture, but somehow the thought of Florida Man attempting to invade Cuba on a jet…
We're not sure of the motive involved, or what kind of planning went into this venture, but somehow the thought of Florida Man attempting to invade Cuba on a jet ski reeks of a bad ending waiting to happen.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Havana, Cuba, and the saga of an as yet unidentified Florida man.
Now understand that all of this is coming from reports from state-run media in Cuba. Nonetheless, Cuba said late Saturday it had thwarted a terrorist plot hatched neighboring South Florida after a man allegedly arrived on the island of Cuba by jet ski intending to commit acts of violence.
They think that the plot included two groups, but it was led by this one guy. He's from Cuba originally but now resides in Florida. And he decided he was going to take a jet ski with a Florida registration, by the way, and take it to Cuba.
He abandoned the jet ski in a swamp on the island's north coast before making his way inland. He then attempted to recruit others to assist him in committing acts of violence, arson and vandalism before eventually being arrested.
Poor planning
It doesn't sound as if Florida man thought this thing all the way through. He had some weapons with him, he had some ammunition, cliffs and ammo. But this isn't exactly like the Allies planning to invade Normandy. It's just one guy on a jet ski.
He gets to Cuba. Hey, you want to help me? So the speculation is that one of those people he approached, turned around and said, hey, some guy's trying to invade the island on a jet ski. You might want to take a look at him.
So, at any rate, this guy, I don't know if we're going to be hearing from him again anytime soon.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
