Florida Man’s Drunken Escapade Includes Making Out With A Manatee Mannequin
Oh to be young and stupid again, when we probably all did some pretty stupid things. But we probably will never do anything to top Florida Man’s drunken escapade that…
Oh to be young and stupid again, when we probably all did some pretty stupid things. But we probably will never do anything to top Florida Man's drunken escapade that included a life-size manatee mannequin.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - St. Petersburg and the Saga of Florida man Anthony Lessa.
Listen, we probably all have at least one ridiculous story from when we were young and stupid. Well, Anthony's going to have a pretty wild one to tell.
He was arrested a few days ago after an outburst at a restaurant which included throwing gator nuggets. Those are like chicken nuggets, but just with alligator meat.
Seems Anthony had been overserved at some point and someone confronted him at this restaurant. That was the point at which Anthony ran over to a life-size manatee mannequin, which was outside the restaurant wearing a t-shirt that said, "Did someone say tacos?"
Well, let's just say Anthony got a little amorous with the mannequin.
According to the police report, they didn't go into a lot of detail about what exactly happened, and that's probably for the best.
At any rate, when he was done making out or whatever it was he was doing with the mannequin, Anthony ran away to a nearby hotel, where he started to yell and curse at workers from the parking lot.
When police arrived at the scene, Anthony was demanding to know why he was being arrested.
He's been charged with disorderly intoxication and disturbance.
Did I also mention that Anthony is a student pilot at a flight school in Florida? Remind me not to get on an airplane with him anytime soon.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
