Florida Man’s Hot Foot Leads To An Arrest
Talk about giving someone a hot foot! People will do some strange things to stay warm. In the case of one Florida Man, a warming fire ended up with one…
Talk about giving someone a hot foot! People will do some strange things to stay warm. In the case of one Florida Man, a warming fire ended up with one of his shoes on fire.
And did we mention that alcohol was involved?
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Lady Lake, Florida and the Saga of Florida Man Michael Dubberly, who was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and setting recreational fires.
And that's only part of what happened.
An incident that unfolded outside of a real estate office a few days ago. According to a report from the lake police Department, officers arrived on the scene to find Dubberly passed out in front of the building with one of his shoes fully engulfed in flames, right in front of him.
I sincerely hope that shoe was not on his foot.
Of course there was alcohol involved
The fire was about 5ft from the front entrance of the building and it was put out by one of the officers. So in addition to the shoe on fire, next to Dubberley were three cans of alcoholic beverages.
One was empty, one he was working on, and a third hadn't been opened yet.
Apparently what happened was, according to police, they said Dubberly built a warming fire and left it unattended because he passed out while there was still visible flame and smoke. That's when his shoe must have caught on fire.
He was taken into custody. He said he started the fire to keep warm and said he only drank one. Mike's Hard Lemonade Tall Boy. It must have been a tall boy, all right.
However, the police did observe that Dubberly was not steady on his feet and was difficult to stand when he spoke. They also said they could smell a strong odor of alcohol on his breath.
He was transported to the Lake County jail, where he was put in on a $1,000 bond and hopefully, he got himself a new pair of shoes out of the deal.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
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If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
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Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
