Florida Man’s Angry Outburst Results In A Chicken Being Flung
If you’re thinking that you’ve heard a lot of stories coming out of Florida of food being flung in some kind of angry outburst, you’re right. Recently, we’ve had stories…
If you're thinking that you've heard a lot of stories coming out of Florida of food being flung in some kind of angry outburst, you're right.
Recently, we've had stories about flying Oreos, and burritos being flung.
Today's Florida Man story continues the trend, although we have to ask, "What did that poor chicken do to deserve such a fate?"
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - St. Petersburg and the Saga of Florida Man Daniel Palomino.
Have you noticed a recent trend of food being flung in Florida recently? Well, the trend continues.
Police in St. Petersburg arresting Palomino at a Wawa store after he allegedly got angry at one of the workers there.
Palomino complained that his Nashville fried chicken order wasn't cooked enough. So he did what any Florida Man would do in that situation - he took the spicy chicken and he threw it at one of the workers.
Well, it struck the victim in the eye. Police say that despite the worker getting some spicy sauce in his eye, there was no bodily harm suffered.
Drunk and disorderly
Did I mention that Palomino was drunk at the time?
He was charged with misdemeanor battery, by the way, he has a long rap sheet that includes convictions for cocaine possession, aggravated assault, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal mischief, marijuana possession and probation violation.
Police also confiscated a baseball bat that he had with him. I don't think the chicken was seized, by the way. A lot of food being flung around.
I wonder what they did with that poor chicken. It deserves better.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
