Florida Man Update – A New Year’s Eve Repeat of Christmas Eve “Festivities”
When possible, we like to keep you updated on certain Florida Man stories – like the one from just this past Christmas Eve in which a verbal argument resulted in…
When possible, we like to keep you updated on certain Florida Man stories - like the one from just this past Christmas Eve in which a verbal argument resulted in a Christmas tree being thrown in the general direction of Florida Man.
At the time, we wondered what their New Year's Eve festivities might include.
Well, wonder no more because we have breaking news!
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - St. Petersburg. In this case, Florida Man struck again.
We still don't have his name, but we do have Florida Woman's name. That would be Miracle Rivera.
If the name sounds familiar, well, it should, because last week we told you about Miracle Rivera. Well, she and her boyfriend, they live together. They have for a couple of years.
They got into a little bit of an altercation, a verbal spat if you will, on Christmas Eve. It ended up with him leaving the bedroom, going out into the living room, and she picked up a Christmas tree and threw it at him.
So anyway, she spent Christmas Eve in jail.
And at the time, I said, if that's what Christmas Eve was like, you can only wonder what New Year's Eve was like.
Well, we now know because Miracle is back in jail.
It seems that very early on New Year's Day, at around 645 in the morning, she picked up a glass vase and tossed it at the boyfriend. So he got hit in the face with it, suffered an injury as a result.
So she's got herself back in jail with a bunch of charges now - aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and domestic battery, which is in addition to the battery charges pending from the Christmas tree attack.
I'm no relationship counselor, but these two, he needs to find somebody else.
And if Christmas Eve was like that, and if New Year's Eve was like that, you can only begin to imagine what Valentine's Day is going to be like for these two.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
